Clik here to view.
Rose and Jack
Speaking of death on the North Sea and videos like the ones where people are seen sticking their faces under those industrial strength hand driers how about this for another example of what people will...
View ArticleClik here to view.
All Things Bright and Beautiful
The ants are back in the bathroom and in the kitchen some mice are tap-dancing around among the cake pans. The mice I wouldn’t mind so much if I could get their tiny bottoms into diapers. (And while...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Drownin’ Here
I spent two whole days cleaning out the hall closet, and what did it do for me really but make me see how ridiculously thin I was back when that green leather coat was new? (How did we survive the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Where Do I GET This Stuff?
“Where do you GET this stuff?” a reader recently wrote me, after reading that post I did about contraceptive methods at the time of the Titanic, and all I could tell him was the truth: The universe...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Happy Sunday! Stay Out of the Malls
Happy Sunday! Stay away from the malls, or else you’ll sit in your car for an hour just trying to get within a mile of the place. Stay home and do old-time Sunday things. Read the funnies. Put a roast...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Oscars Tonight!
A freelance columnist like me is also a salesman, and one year, when my boy was in 8th grade, he came with me on a sales trip to Pennsylvania that was to be half business half pleasure. I was visiting...
View Article
